Friday, December 31, 2010

One More Day "Tangled"

This is home...
Nice isn't it? Yeeeah....only problem is, I don't live there yet.
I'm more or less living in place like this:

It small but nice and, albeit, not so isolated, it has all the conveniences one needs, plus the usual modern conveniences like electricity, running water, the internet...you get the picture.

So this is the last day of 2010 and some things are very different from last year, and by that I mean, things are all tangled up, and not in a good way. For one thing I had a very serious talk with my Mr.Man. It went something like this:
"Now you listen to me dearest...I'm giving you one more chance not to screw up this relationship with your incessant shenanigans, which by the way is supposed to be built on trust, love, and understanding, etc, or so help me God, you'll regret it".

His response:
 (The "hey, I feel you babe" look)
It didn't work. I could see right through that.

I explained that I wanted him to be the knight who scales the tower wall and risks everything to fend off: 1)horrid people who lack a moral compass, and 2)those lacking the ability to shower everyday, as I have a very sensitive nose.
In addition to that I explained that he could count on me to whip it, and flip it (ya know my hair) and fight along side of him for a peaceful more harmonious world in which to dwell. I mean I can certainly be assertive, efficient, and deadly persuasive when need be. We women are born with the gift of flirt or fight. The wise just know when and where to implement them.
 Anywhoo....the goal is of course the perpetual romantic amazingly adventurous relationship we all know is possible, but rarely strive hard enough to actually achieve.
Ahh romance, you gotta love it right?!

So here I am hoping to have this be the last day to be annoyed in a serious way by anyone. And here's hoping that in 2011 we'll be fighting on the same side for something better, more wonderful, and more extraordinary than anything either of us could dare wish for.

Seeing the light.